I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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