sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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