i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.