So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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