I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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