i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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