the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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