Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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