I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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