If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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