My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I love you. Go after that dick
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