they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Fuck appropriateness.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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