420 ftw
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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