We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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