We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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