D3 body, D1 cock
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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