mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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