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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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