my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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