just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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