do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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