you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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