I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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