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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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