I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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