yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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