Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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