I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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