im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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