This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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