it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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