tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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