Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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