Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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