he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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