Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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