If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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