I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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