theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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