Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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