whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
only if we run a train.
done.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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