Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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