If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I need moral support for this bender
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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