Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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