Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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