everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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