Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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