Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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