sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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