Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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