I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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