chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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