At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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