I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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