We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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