Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
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