I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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