guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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